nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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