Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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