Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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