Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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