Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I look better un-naked...
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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