Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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