im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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