Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
