all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
