Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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