I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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