I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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