did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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