I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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