Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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