ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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