O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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