i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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