She said her name was "party"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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