I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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