I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
This is my gift to your gina
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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