what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
