Apparently you make a good broom.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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