I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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