do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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