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Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.

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(972): View more from Texas

Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...

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Was she wearing cherry chapstick??

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No. Life's not always a fairytale.....

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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.

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(415): View more from California

is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar

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(806): View more from Texas

Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??

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