dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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