if you like me you must not know who I am
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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