Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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