you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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