i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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