Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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