i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
two words: eviction party
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
