You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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