this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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