Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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