fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Enjoy the penises
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