Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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