I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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