I think I just saw someone hide a body.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
high people should be assigned attendants
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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