No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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