i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So much rum. So many feels.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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