Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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