I'm drive I can fine osifer
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dicks are not precious.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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