belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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