i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
