Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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