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is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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