So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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