Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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